Danhausen Tries To Hire The APA To Beat Up The Ass Boys

Danhausen had a foolproof plan: hire the APA, the Ass Pounding Agency, to beat up the Ass Boys, Colten Gunn and Austin Gunn. There’s just one problem: he didn’t come with adequate compensation. So, instead, he was ridiculed by Ron Simmons and John Bradshaw Layfield.
In a video that Danhausen shared on Instagram, he approached the APA with the proposition of beating up Austin and Colten Gunn. Bradshaw was excited at the prospect of beating up Billy Gunn again, just like they used to do in the WWE Attitude Era. Danhausen told the WWE Hall of Famers not to worry as he had brought compensation. Unfortunately, the compensation was a can of Coke Zero, an apple, and a crisp $10 bill.
Ron Simmons took hold of the $10 bill and appeared like he was going to say his famous “DAMN!” catchphrase. Instead, he said that was the dumbest shit he’d ever heard, and Bradshaw broke out laughing.
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One of the Ass Boys, Colten Gunn, is currently on the shelf with an injury. Learn more here.